Keep calm and carry on. I refuse to tell you anything about my personal life because you might be a stalker. I hope you like Harry Potter and a bunch of other random funny stuff, otherwise you are condemning yourself to 15 minutes of endless scrolling. Thank you for reading this rant. Have a wonderful day!

14th April 2014

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the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

image

Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

Tagged: Punomgbrilliantamazingsink

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14th April 2014

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frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

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14th April 2014

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saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

Tagged: saxaphoneincredible

Source: discordion

14th April 2014

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johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

Tagged: Scienchp

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13th April 2014

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princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

Tagged: Hsm

13th April 2014

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Young writers should read books past bedtime and write things down in notebooks when they are supposed to be doing something else.
— Lemony Snicket (via flyingmind)

Tagged: Writersreadingyes

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13th April 2014

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chibird:

A penguin of the week with a little gift for you each day~ Start off the week with some penguin positivity! :D

chibird:

A penguin of the week with a little gift for you each day~ Start off the week with some penguin positivity! :D

Tagged: Penguin positivitycuteweekthanks

13th April 2014

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Reblog if you’re not homophobic

archdvmon:

I just had an argument with my homophobic Dad, and he doesn’t think that many people support gay rights. Let’s show him wrong.

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13th April 2014

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fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

Tagged: Woahcoolprinterportable

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13th April 2014

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basilhallwards:

"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

Tagged: Funny90s

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13th April 2014

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oomshi:

catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo

Tagged: Yeahme

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13th April 2014

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nobodycars:

thebiobabe:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

this is like a pop culture version of Cosmos cosmic calendar smashed together with the real one

Tagged: Wibbly wobbly timey wimeytimecoolfacts

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6th April 2014

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  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

Tagged: Good advice

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6th April 2014

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mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving

Tagged: Worstfood

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6th April 2014

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itachi420:

anneboleyns:

to recap:

  1. ana & elsa are rapunzel’s cousins
  2. it was to rapunzel & flynn’s wedding that ana & elsa’s parents were on their way to when they shipwrecked
  3. it was their shipwreck that ariel sees in the beginning of the little mermaid
  4. but they didn’t die, they washed up on an island and gave birth to tarzan, and were later killed by a cheetah

did i miss anything

shut the fuck up

Tagged: Disneywowcrazy

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